Never dump a girl in Sahara. She might feel deserted. |
Hire a consultant. Go wrong with confidence. |
Kids disgrace us in public by acting the way we do in private. |
He who hesitates may not be lost - but his parking spot is! |
What the sale words giveth, the small print taketh away! |
Fake spaghetti is an impasta. |
Everything you are doing today is going to make no sense one day! |
A bachelor is a man with an unalterable view point. |
If astronauts are so smart, why do they count backwards? |
Intuition: A fictitious quality in women - really suspicion! |