Hypocrite - A man who sets good examples when he has an audience! |
Hug - A roundabout way of expressing affection! |
Joke - A form of humour enjoyed by some and misunderstood by most! |
Most self-made men are a good example of shoddy workmanship! |
Janitor - The only man who makes a quick clean-up in Wall Street and gets away with it! |
98-year-olds have no peer pressure. |
Lawsuit - Generally a matter of expense and suspense! |
By simple logic of English, those who eat humans should be known as humanitarian! |
We are all a little broken. But always remember - broken crayons still colour the same! |
Don't be afraid to fall. It's necessary to learn to fly! |