| Father of ten shot dead. Mistaken for a rabbit. |
| Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. |
| It's OK to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you. |
| If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate. |
| He who laughs last probably didn`t get the joke. |
| Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor. |
| Cinderella would be bad at football. Her coach was a pumpkin. |
| When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. |
| The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. |
| Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |