| The batteries were given out free of charge. |
| 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. |
| When I`m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. |
| I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. |
| There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. |
| I saw a bank that said `24 Hour Banking`, but I don`t have that much time. |
| I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. |
| NO woman has ever shot a man while he was washing the dishes. |
| We always hear 'IntelliGENTS'; Have you ever heard 'IntelliLADIES'? |
| It`s easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed. |