| I removed L from LOVER and now it`s all OVER !!! |
| I don't mind the rat race. But I could do with a little more cheese. |
| Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but teach him to fish and he'll smell funny for the rest of his life. |
| Constipated people don`t give a crap. |
| Whose idea was it to put an `S` in the word `lisp`? |
| Early to bed, early to rise ensures a healthy, dull demise. |
| I love drug jokes, they crack me up. |
| If heat makes things expand; I don't have a weight problem, I am just hot. |
| Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. |
| I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now. |