| If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back? |
| User error - Replace user and press any key to continue. |
| I always do something amazing when no one's watching. |
| The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. |
| Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. |
| If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. |
| My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. |
| Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. |
| If you`re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. |