| How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? |
| Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? |
| Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery. |
| Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. |
| How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? |
| We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse. |
| Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. |
| Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. |
| Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I. |
| Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! |