| You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. |
| The weaker sex is the stronger because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex. |
| A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong. |
| Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift, that's why it's called: The Present |
| I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain. |
| Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. |
| A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. |
| A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows. |
| The world is too crowded for cloning. What we need is technology for fusing. |
| The older I get, the more I believe we should respect the elderly. |