| Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same. |
| Smile. Keep everyone confused. |
| Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools. |
| I intend to live forever - so far, so good. |
| Live simply so that others may simply live. |
| It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. |
| Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you'll find a nut. |
| Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense. |
| Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! |
| My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there. |