Why is that a nose runs and feet smell? |
In Japan, balanced Diet means a hung parliament. |
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight? |
What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon? |
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. |
I went into the changing room several times, but it was still the same. |
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in... |
Fitness is fighting a losing battle. |
A clean tie will attract the soup of the day. |
First impressions are often lasting - especially if they're made by a car bumper. |