-
I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born. -
A burp is just a fart that took the elevator! -
![Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.]()
Upload to Facebook Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. -
![If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.]()
Upload to Facebook If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down. -
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. -
A bachelor is a man who can never make the same mistake twice. -
I always learn from the mistakes of others who followed my Advice. -
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. -
If a man's mouth won't dry up looking at you, you ain't hot enough! -
If a woman says she's wrong, is she still wrong?
