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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. -
If those NASA scientists are so smart, why do they all count backwards? -
Support your local Search and Rescue Unit... get lost! -
On the other hand, you'll have probably have 5 fingers. -
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. -
A speech is like a bicycle wheel - the longer the spoke, the greater the tire! -
Speaking your mind ISN'T the same thing as using it! -
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Upload to Facebook A handkerchief should be called 'Cold' storage. -
Undertakers are nice - they're the last to let people down. -
If all is not lost, where is it?
