A thousand words are worth a picture... and they load faster, too. |
When nothing goes right, roll up and pass it to the left. |
A protein shake is a Milky Whey. |
Confidence is the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation. |
If smoking is so bad, why do we cure dead meat with it! |
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. |
If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? |
If a pet dog puts on weight, it means the owner is lazy. |
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice? |
An antique is an object that has made a trip to the attic and back. |