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Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion. -
If my nose were 12 inches long, would it be a foot? -
Drugs may lead you nowhere, but they provide a scenic route! -
If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic, can he see perfectly? -
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder. -
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If tennis players get tennis elbow and squash players get squash knees, do gynaecologists get tunnel vision? -
Reincarnation is making a comeback! -
Few things are more expensive than a girl who is free for the evening.
