| Some people can't succeed at anything, even suicide. |
| Some days you lose, and some days you just don't win. |
| The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you are afraid to do. |
| Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. |
| It can take years to become an overnight success. |
| First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. |
| I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary days. |
| If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta testing. |
| In a mad world, only greater madness succeeds. |
| Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. |