| Success is relative - the more success, the more relatives. |
| The best exercise: reach down and pull somebody up. |
| If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. |
| Have an aim in life - then don't forget to pull the trigger. |
| The road to success is marked with many tempting parking places. |
| If obstacles get in your way, do as the wind does... whistle and go around them. |
| If all else fails -- lower your standards. |
| Let us be thankful for the fools, but for them the rest of us could not succeed. |
| It's not whether you win or lose; it's how you place the blame. |
| I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. |