| If patience is a virtue and ignorance is bliss, then you can do pretty well in life if you're stupid and willing to wait. |
| Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but it gets you nowhere. |
| Opportunity has to knock, but it is enough for temptation to stand outside and whistle. |
| A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name |
| Beware of fate - it loves to take advantage of anyone who believes in it. |
| The fellow who does things that count, doesn't usually stop to count them. |
| A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. |
| All things come to him who waits, but they come sooner if he goes out to see what's wrong. |
| Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. |
| Never make the same mistake twice... there are so many new ones to make! |