| Laugh at ur problems; everybody else does. |
| Better to create happiness than to pursue happiness. |
| It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. |
| Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. |
| A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you. |
| He who laughs, lasts. |
| You simply must stop taking other people's advice. |
| A good scare is worth more than good advice. |
| Whenever a man seeks your advice he generally seeks your praise. |
| A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else |