Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi'! |
Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff? |
A man is basically as faithful as his options. |
You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool. |
Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk - real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious. |
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. |
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. |
Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age. |
Chastity- the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions. |
If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public. |