So it's our car, our flat and our money, but I notice it's always her tits. There's feminism for you. ~ in Viz magazine |
Older women are the best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. |
You know what? I'm really attracted to British women, there's something innately proper about them. However badly they behave their accent is so cute that it makes up for everything! ~Josh Hartnett |
When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. |
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked. |
Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina. |
When she's having sex, no woman remains grandiose. ~ The Piano Teacher |
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. |
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs. |
Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. |