Aishwarya Rai updates her status - Feeling Safe Homeless men in Bandra update their status - Feeling Safe Vivek Oberoi updates his status - Feeling Safe Black buck in Rajasthan updates his status - Feeling Safe. . . . . . Ranbir Kapoor updates his status - Time to get married - Feeling Safe |
In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT. . . . . . . . . . . In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge! |
Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai: Commit a crime in Delhi, CID catches you, Daya slaps, Location changes to CID Mumbai branch! |
Things to learn from Bollywood. 1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya. 2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!' |
Alok Nath: I don't know who you are... but I will find you and do your Kanyadaan! |
To err is human; To blame it on one's driver is... . . . . . . . . . . . BEING HUMAN! |
Perhaps 'Dabangg' is the only movie in which Sonakshi Sinha had a single role. In all the other movies, she looks like a "Double Roll"! |
Sonam Kapoor tested positive for swine flu. Clear proof that India is unsafe for women! |
Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit. "Boss, Boss, Plan Gadbad Ho Geya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-Ache Hai." Ajit: Rascal... Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye! |
The best part in the movie Roy is... where they open the exit doors and let you out! |