Bollywood SMS

  • Aishwarya Rai updates her status - Feeling Safe
    Homeless men in Bandra update their status - Feeling Safe
    Vivek Oberoi updates his status - Feeling Safe
    Black buck in Rajasthan updates his status - Feeling Safe.
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    Ranbir Kapoor updates his status - Time to get married - Feeling Safe
  • In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT.
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    In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge!
  • Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai:<br/>
Commit a crime in Delhi,<br/>
CID catches you,<br/>
Daya slaps,<br/>
Location changes to CID Mumbai branch!Upload to Facebook
    Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai:
    Commit a crime in Delhi,
    CID catches you,
    Daya slaps,
    Location changes to CID Mumbai branch!
  • Things to learn from Bollywood.<br/>
1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya.<br/>
2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!'Upload to Facebook
    Things to learn from Bollywood.
    1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya.
    2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!'
  • Alok Nath: I don't know who you are... but I will find you and do your Kanyadaan!Upload to Facebook
    Alok Nath: I don't know who you are... but I will find you and do your Kanyadaan!
  • To err is human;
    To blame it on one's driver is...
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    BEING HUMAN!
  • Perhaps 'Dabangg' is the only movie in which Sonakshi Sinha had a single role.<br />

In all the other movies, she looks like a `Double Roll`! Upload to Facebook
    Perhaps 'Dabangg' is the only movie in which Sonakshi Sinha had a single role.
    In all the other movies, she looks like a "Double Roll"!
  • Sonam Kapoor tested positive for swine flu. Clear proof that India is unsafe for women!Upload to Facebook
    Sonam Kapoor tested positive for swine flu. Clear proof that India is unsafe for women!
  • Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit.<br />
`Boss, Boss, Plan Gadbad Ho Geya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-Ache Hai.`<br />
Ajit: Rascal... Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye!Upload to Facebook
    Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit.
    "Boss, Boss, Plan Gadbad Ho Geya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-Ache Hai."
    Ajit: Rascal... Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye!
  • The best part in the movie Roy is... where they open the exit doors and let you out!Upload to Facebook
    The best part in the movie Roy is... where they open the exit doors and let you out!
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