MSG Censor Certification: SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God! |
PK creating records in India. VK creating records in Australia. All credit goes to Anushka Sharma! |
Sanjay Dutt Ko 14 Days Ki Chutti Ki Khabar Sunte Hi Aankho Mein Aansu Liye Meri Maa Ne Mujhse Kaha... . . . . . . . . . Dekh Beta Jail Mein Bhi Logo Ko Chutti Mil Jati Hai, Pata Nahi Tu Kaunsi Company Mein Kaam Karta Hai? |
Need urgent help: Please suggest me what should I do? PK Dekhu? Dekh Ke Piyun? Ya Peete Peete Dekhun? |
Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao. Bunty: Alia Bhatt. Teacher: Get out of the Class. Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai! |
Alia Bhatt: My new iPhone 6 is crap. Sidharth Malhotra: Why? Alia Bhatt: I put it in Airplane Mode but it's not flying! |
Deepika Padukone: I have more fans than you! Alia Bhatt (laughing hysterically): You mean, you don't have an AC! |
Mahesh Bhatt: I just saw a 12-foot snake in the garden. Alia Bhatt: Dad, don't try to make me a fool. Snakes don't have feet! |
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . . Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni! |
Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia? Alia: Tata Sky! |