Bollywood SMS

  • MSG Censor Certification:<br/>
SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God!Upload to Facebook
    MSG Censor Certification:
    SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God!
  • PK creating records in India.
    VK creating records in Australia.
    All credit goes to Anushka Sharma!
  • Sanjay Dutt Ko 14 Days Ki Chutti Ki Khabar Sunte Hi Aankho Mein Aansu Liye Meri Maa Ne Mujhse Kaha...
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    Dekh Beta Jail Mein Bhi Logo Ko Chutti Mil Jati Hai,
    Pata Nahi Tu Kaunsi Company Mein Kaam Karta Hai?
  • Need urgent help:<br/>
Please suggest me what should I do?<br/>

PK Dekhu?<br/>
Dekh Ke Piyun?<br/>
Ya Peete Peete Dekhun?Upload to Facebook
    Need urgent help:
    Please suggest me what should I do?
    PK Dekhu?
    Dekh Ke Piyun?
    Ya Peete Peete Dekhun?
  • Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.<br />
Bunty: Alia Bhatt.<br />
Teacher: Get out of the Class.<br />
Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.
    Bunty: Alia Bhatt.
    Teacher: Get out of the Class.
    Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
  • Alia Bhatt: My new iPhone 6 is crap.
    Sidharth Malhotra: Why?
    Alia Bhatt: I put it in Airplane Mode but it's not flying!
  • Deepika Padukone: I have more fans than you!
    Alia Bhatt (laughing hysterically): You mean, you don't have an AC!
  • Mahesh Bhatt: I just saw a 12-foot snake in the garden.
    Alia Bhatt: Dad, don't try to make me a fool. Snakes don't have feet!
  • Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
    Bunty: MS Excel
    Lucky: MS Word
    Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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    Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
  • Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?<br/>
Alia: Tata Sky!Upload to Facebook
    Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?
    Alia: Tata Sky!
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