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  • Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.<br />
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!Upload to Facebook
    Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.
    Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
  • If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!Upload to Facebook
    If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!
  • Irony of life:<br/>
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!Upload to Facebook
    Irony of life:
    Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
  • Breaking News:
    Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her mobile phone's 'Bluetooth' was not working!
  • After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?Upload to Facebook
    After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
  • Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!Upload to Facebook
    Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!
  • Shaheed Bhagat Singh may forgive us for not giving him due importance and credit;
    But he would never forgive us for letting Bobby Deol play his role in a movie!
  • Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
    Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.
    Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick!
  • A 100 meter sprint was about to begin.
    The Starter said 1... 2... 3... GO!
    Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt.
    Starter: Why didn't you run?
    Alia: My number is 4!
  • Secret revealed about Aamir Khan's PK poster:
    The poor soul went to relieve himself at the railway track and the National Anthem started playing on the radio!
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