Bollywood SMS

  • Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.<br/>
Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!Upload to Facebook
    Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.
    Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!
  • When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said, "Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho, Kaun Hua Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhiye Next Episode".
  • After success of the 'Ek Tha Tiger'
    Salman Khan's next suspense movie ' Kaun Tha Driver'!
  • What do you call people who did not watch Dilwale?
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    Dimagwale!
  • Plot changed for BB2. Now Salman goes to Pakistan to drop Kiran.
  • Alia Bhatt - You are right Kiran, even I am scared of living in this country, would soon shift to a new country, maybe Delhi or Bangalore.
  • Preity Zinta to marry GoodEnough.
    Wasn't Ness Wadia GoodEnough?
  • Ranbir Kapoor: Jab Se Salman Bhai Ki Girlfriend Apni Girlfriend Banayai Hai, Saala Career Ki Watt Lag Gayi Hai!
Abhishek Bachchan: Tumne To Sirf Girlfriend Banayi Hai Soch Maine To Shaadi Ki Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Ranbir Kapoor: Jab Se Salman Bhai Ki Girlfriend Apni Girlfriend Banayai Hai, Saala Career Ki Watt Lag Gayi Hai! Abhishek Bachchan: Tumne To Sirf Girlfriend Banayi Hai Soch Maine To Shaadi Ki Hai!
  • Celebrating 40 years of Sholay with Indrani Mukherjea...<br/>

`Kitney Aadmi The?`Upload to Facebook
    Celebrating 40 years of Sholay with Indrani Mukherjea...
    "Kitney Aadmi The?"
  • Looking at the Porn Ban, we now realise Sunny Leone is a real visionary who anticipated tough times ahead and made a shift in her career!Upload to Facebook
    Looking at the Porn Ban, we now realise Sunny Leone is a real visionary who anticipated tough times ahead and made a shift in her career!
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