If we measured ourselves on a cosmic scale, our egos would be slimmer than a mosquito under a sledgehammer. |
I am in this position today due to my past. That's why I've never shied away from it. I can't erase the omnipresent internet. |
It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. |
We've got China on one side and Taliban on the other. Strong role models for our censorship plans. |
I'm not trying to climb a ladder - I'm casting a bit of a net. |
Why should I be responsible for Virat Kohli's performance on the field? It's primitive to call me a distraction. |
Television is a weapon of mass distraction. |
Caught between the right wing fascists and the 'no-holds barred' faction, the moderates are in danger of losing their voice. |
Many people think that taking selfies is just ridiculous. I'm kind of letting them know, Yes, it is ridiculous, but it's all fun. |
I wish I had the Batman thing where people didn't know I was Bruce Wayne. |