| Mother-in-law: I accepted the fact and didn't mind when you said you didn't know how to cook or even make tea, dear Daughter-in-Law; but when I told you to boil milk on sim and then when you asked, "SIM 1 or SIM 2?", that's simply unpardonable! |
| When you see the price tag on shoes by Jimmy Choo... you realize that Jimmy is not a Choo, the buyer of the shoe is! |
| Wife: I want equal rights. Husband: Then you have to return some rights to me! |
| There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny! |
| Sonia Gandhi in Kaun Banega Croreati: Amitabh Bachchan: Sonia Ji, Ab Aakhri Sawal, 5 Crore Ke Liye. Who was the Chief Minister of Gujarat for 3 terms? Your options are... A) LALOO PRASAD. B) VILASRAO DESHMUKH. C) ARJUN SINGH. D) NARENDRA MODI. Sonia Gandhi: It's Narendra Modi. Amitabh Bachchan: Are you sure? Lock Kar Doon? Sonia Gandhi: If you really lock him up, I will give you 100 Crores! |
| People who start laughing before completing a joke have a medical condition known as... . . . . . Premature hehejaculation! |
| I just realized that If you really want someone's true opinion on how you look, never ask a family member or a friend, ask a small child! |
| Why did the worker at the Pepsi bottling factory get fired? He tested positive for Coke! |
| Abroad: Awww... what a sweet couple. India: Jewellery Nakli Lag Rahi Hai! |
| Freedom of speech is like a fart. You always enjoy yours and have a problem with others! |
