There are less number of divorce because the wives would not tolerate their men in someone else' arms. |
Earlier, I was crazy to get married. Now married, I am just crazy. |
There's one consolation about matrimony. When you look around you can always see somebody who did worse. |
One man's folly is another man's wife. |
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. |
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. |
My wife and I lived happily for twenty years. Then we met. |
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. |
My wife taught me sarcasm but I perfected it. |
An untidy, badly run house will ruin any marriage and is a disgrace to any intelligent woman. |