Marriage Quotes

  • There are less number of divorce because the wives would not tolerate their men in someone else' arms.Upload to Facebook
    There are less number of divorce because the wives would not tolerate their men in someone else' arms.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Earlier, I was crazy to get married. Now married, I am just crazy.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • There's one consolation about matrimony. When you look around you can always see somebody who did worse.
    ~ Warren H. Goldsmith
  • One man's folly is another man's wife.
    ~ Helen Rowland
  • I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
    ~ Socrates
  • My wife and I lived happily for twenty years. Then we met.
    ~ Alec Baldwin
  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    ~ David Hasselhoff
  • My wife taught me sarcasm but I perfected it.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • An untidy, badly run house will ruin any marriage and is a disgrace to any intelligent woman.
    ~ Rose Henniker Heaton
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