Marriage Quotes

  • Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
    ~ Joanne Woodward
  • Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head.
    ~ Chinese Proverb
  • Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.
    ~ Katharine Hepburn
  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
    The older she gets,the more interested he is in her
    ~ Agatha Christie
  • My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other;so now it`s just a waiting game.
    ~ Bill Dwyer.
  • When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.Upload to Facebook
    When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    ~ Sasha Guitry
  • Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. Evelyn Hendrickson
  • For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Marriage, the family unit, was the original Department of Health, Education and Welfare.
    ~ Michael Novak
  • Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.Upload to Facebook
    Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
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