I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease... children. |
There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time. |
Blowjobs are like songs. Unless you finish, they really don't count! |
Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence in society. |
Ladies, when it comes to doggy style I'm 100% behind you! |
Remember, no one is perfect. Everyone's ass has a crack in it. |
Love is like a rug. You can lay me, walk on me, even take me out and beat me. |
I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is. |
Golf is a lot like sex. You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it. |
Best way to make wife's panties wet every day, is to do the laundry. |