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The best defense against rape, is to beat off the attacker. -
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One woman's hobby is sometimes another woman's hubby. -
Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things that money can buy. -
Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate assholes! -
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I wonder why a gynaecologist leaves the room when women get undressed? -
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Is 'ea' 69 for midgets? -
A debutant male actor in a porn movie would be a "New Cum-er"!
