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Sober: A state of being in which it is nearly impossible for two incompatible people to have sex. -
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Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee. -
Everything takes longer that it should except sex. -
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I single handedly figured out sex. -
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Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work! -
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