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Nipples: Nature's thermometer! -
Women are like bombs. If they don't blow, they're pointless. -
Whether or not sex is better than pot depends on the pusher. -
![Divorce is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.]()
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![Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.]()
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![Ladies love ERECTIONS because they're always straight and to the point!]()
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![Beauty is only a light switch away!]()
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The one who hesitates... later masturbates! -
When you're drunk, leftovers aren't so bad... this may or may not be about just food. -
Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet.
