If you want to raise your University grades, lower your standards. |
Passionate kiss is like a spider's web. It soon leads to undoing of fly. |
Only men or married women know that it's not only the sun that rises in the morning! |
Sex is poor man's Polo! |
Niagara Falls and Viagra Rises. |
Men are like mini skirts - if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. |
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew. |
Couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids. |
The best things in life aren't things! |
If men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts. |