An Impotent Loser is one who can't even get his hopes up. |
Periods are punishment for not getting pregnant. |
It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm. |
It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off. |
Graffiti in Men's Toilet: What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands! |
Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting sex! |
Women, you give them an inch... And they want 6 more! |
Mean people suck - nice people swallow! |
Man with hard problem usually give it to woman. |
Nymphomaniac: The name given to a woman by a man who doesn't want to have sex as much as she does. |