| My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects |
| Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage |
| Sex is an emotion in motion |
| I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed |
| Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good |
| The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method |
| Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth |
| What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick |
| Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning |
| There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly |