Vodafone Idea is now Vi Vi Mumbai Vi Delhi Vi Ahmedabad Vi Kolkata Imagine their Agra office! |
Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty. So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie! |
The pussy is never yours... It's just your turn! |
When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is! |
What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass? Sunder Pichai |
If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach? |
What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle? Chacha Chaudri! |
A man from Lucknow at the chemist: Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye! |
Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata, Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!" |
If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd either be traumatized or sexually aroused or both! |