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His friend Randy stops him and asks, `Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?`<br/>
`Well, I got it for my wife, you see?` answers Dave.<br/>
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Nurse: I understand sir; but this is a sperm bank, it doesn't work that way here!]()
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I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.<br/>
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.<br/>
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!<br/>
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I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!
Women, I can't figure them out!
