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![I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: `I'm tired`, `I'm washing my hair`, `I've got a headache`, I'm your sister-in-law!]()
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![I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a girl named Penny. Is that spooky or what?]()
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![Don't stop when you are tired.<br/>
Stop when you are done.<br/>
~ Sunny Leone<br/>
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Stop when you are done.
~ Sunny Leone
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![Top 6 reasons why men prefer guns over women:<br/>
* You admire a friend's gun tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.<br/>
* Your gun will stay with you even if you have run out of ammunition.<br/>
* You can trade an old 44 for a new 22<br/>
* A gun doesn't ask, `Do these grips make me look fat?`<br/>
* A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.<br/>
And the most important: You can buy a silencer for a gun!]()
Upload to Facebook Top 6 reasons why men prefer guns over women:
* You admire a friend's gun tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.
* Your gun will stay with you even if you have run out of ammunition.
* You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
* A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
* A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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![In the midst of all this, Kareena got pregnant.<br/>
Even though she had Saif sex!]()
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![After researchers have found that women jog without bra get bigger breasts, some men have started running without underwear!]()
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![According to a survey, women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than in front of women. Because women are too judgemental, while men are just grateful!]()
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![Pickup line of 2020:<br/>
Can I socially distance your legs?]()
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![If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand?]()
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