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both fall prey to pussy!]()
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Another COVID forced merger.<br/>
Victoria Secret to merge with Smith & Wesson.<br/>
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Punjabi Boy: Oye Ben Cho!!]()
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![A Punjabi couple was having sex. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.<br/>
Husband: Bhenchod Batti Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Lavan!<br/>
Wife: Haan... Main Vi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Lavan... Eh Kanjarkhanna Te Baad Vich Wi Ho Jayega!]()
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Husband: Bhenchod Batti Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Lavan!
Wife: Haan... Main Vi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Lavan... Eh Kanjarkhanna Te Baad Vich Wi Ho Jayega!
