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![We men are simple creatures. We think and pee from the same place!]()
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![Santa has always been a quick thinker.<br/>
He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?<br/>
She: No<br/>
Santa: Then I am THE guy!]()
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He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?
She: No
Santa: Then I am THE guy! -
![At 33, he quits smoking (Will Power)<br/>
At 43, he quits drinking (Will Power)<br/>
At 53, he quits gambling (Will Power)<br/>
At 63, he quits sex (Power Failure)]()
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At 43, he quits drinking (Will Power)
At 53, he quits gambling (Will Power)
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![Customer: Can I ask you about the menu please?<br/>
Waitress: The men I please is none of your business!]()
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Waitress: The men I please is none of your business! -
![Late-night conversation:<br/>
Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!<br/>
Pappu: Papa Ko Bol Aaram Se!]()
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Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
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![Pick-Up Line for the 21st Century:<br/>
But if you die a virgin, think of all those terrorists waiting for you!]()
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![I told my wife that wearing a mask is really uncomfortable.<br/>
She laughed and told me to try wearing a bra for a day!]()
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She laughed and told me to try wearing a bra for a day! -
![Breaking News:<br/>
China has stopped exporting sex toys with immediate effect.<br/>
Says, `Go Fuck Yourself`!]()
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![The difference between being hungry and being horny is where you put the cucumber!]()
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