| A blonde and her boyfriend were sitting at home one night and became bored. "Hey, let's play a game" she said. "What game?" was his bored reply. "Let's play hide'n'seek. I'll give you a blow-job if you can find me." "What if I can't find you?" "I'll be behind the piano", replies the blonde. |
| Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? She kept having affairs with men! |
| A midget casually walked up to a sexy blonde and said, "Hey, what do you say to a little fuck?" "Hello little fuck", the blonde replies casually. |
| Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? So she wouldn't get "Hearing Aids". |
| What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette...? A blonde doing cartwheels. |
| What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it. |
| Why did'nt the blonde get pregnant? She blew it every time. |
| Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers? They can't keep their calves together! |
| Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? She kept having affairs with men! |
| A blonde enters a Sex Shop and asks for a vibrator. Salesman: You can select from our range displayed on the wall. Blonde: I'll take the red one. Salesman: You can't, that's our Fire Extinguisher! |