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One day a wife of a hunter found him with his lover. She took a gun and aimed it at her husband's testicles.
Hunter: Stop! Don't do that! It's unfair! You don't give me a chance to save!
Wife: Ok, sway them to and fro. -
I don't resent my son for having a bigger penis than mine. I resent my wife for the fact that it's black. -
A businessman comes home from work, and before he can even say anything to his wife, she greets him with a deep, passionate kiss. Then she pulls him into the bedroom, pushes him down on the bed, unzips his fly and shows him a great time.
Afterward, he stares fondly at her, then asks, "All right, what did you do to the car this time?" -
A husband and a wife were fighting about their sex life.
The hubby complains, "You never tell me when you are having an orgasm?"
The wife replies, "How can I? You are never here." -
An older couple is ready to go to sleep, so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies on the floor.
The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change". -
Q: What makes a man happy?
A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing persons. -
A newly married couple were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing! -
Q: Did you hear about the new edition of Playboy for married men?
A: It has the same cover ¢erfold every month. -
My wife fucked me for 6 good hours yesterday. Who would've thought that the divorce process would take such a long time. -
![My wife and I have been together for such a long time that we finish each other's sentences<br />
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by simply adding `you fuckin idiot`.]()
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by simply adding "you fuckin idiot".
