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A married man keeps wondering every evening:
Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at. -
![I love my wife.<br />Fuck!<br />I meant Wi-fi.<br />Fucking `Auto Correct`.]()
Upload to Facebook I love my wife.
Fuck!
I meant Wi-fi.
Fucking "Auto Correct". -
![My sex addiction turned me into something I'd always feared to become. A father...]()
Upload to Facebook My sex addiction turned me into something I'd always feared to become. A father... -
A lady goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean." She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burnt his tongue and broke his finger!" -
![I had always fantasised about having sex with a stranger.<br />So I got into an arranged marriage.]()
Upload to Facebook I had always fantasised about having sex with a stranger.
So I got into an arranged marriage. -
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed, and spreads her legs. Her husband starts to cry. She says, "What's the matter?" He says, "Thirty years ago, I couldn't wait to eat it. Now it looks like, it can't wait to eat me." -
A wise man once said you should treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner. Once she stops sucking, change the fucking bag. -
![For all those men who say, `Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?`<br />
Here's an update for you.<br />
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage!<br />]()
Upload to Facebook For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage! -
For a change, wives would quote "Bharat Bandh" and not headache as an excuse for tonight. -
3 Feelings:
Stress, Tension & Panic
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
And Panic is when both are pregnant.
