| A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I'll b a king. Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u'll b a queen. |
| Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby. Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho. Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha. |
| Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ? A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!! |
| Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi? Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal. Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe? Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN! |
| Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai. Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho? Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the. |
| Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA New Girl friend: No need, Old G/f: 1/2 tablet, Mistress: 1 tablet, Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission. |
| In bed frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum? Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can't think of anyone tonight! |
| A time comes in life when your wife begins to trust you. It doesn't mean that you have become Enlightened. It doesn't mean that you have turned a Saint. It just means that you have lost your hunting abilities; she is convinced that you cannot even catch a running tortoise, leave aside a PUSSY. |
| Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one. |
| Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing? Husband: So what? Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY! |