| Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect. Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject. Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge.. Tarik pe Tarikh |
| On their first night: Husband: Is it really ur first night? Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night. |
| Woman was having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for the Baby and then tight for the Daddy |
| Doc: Reports have got mixed up. I don't know if ur wife has AIDS or Alzheimer Man: What shld I do? Doc: Drop her in the middle of town, if she comes back DON'T FUCK |
| The groom stood naked in front of the mirror: 2 inches more & I'd be a king Bride: Yes, 2 inches less & you'd be a Queen |
| What is the difference between cheating ur wife and cheating on the taxman? If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you. |
| A frustrated father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should have wasted u in the bathroom! |
| One lady delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog... How is it possible? Her hubby is a hutch user... Wherever he goes his Network follows. |
| Dentist didn't get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this? Nothing honey, just a temporary filling |
| Wife n Mobile: 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai. 2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai. 3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai. |