| Pappu finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art." "You better get your canvas ready soon", he panted, "because I'm about to spill my paint!" |
| Teacher: Why are you rubbing oil on your head while I am teaching? Pappu: Last night, I heard my mum tell my dad, rub oil on the head if it's not going in. |
| Teacher: Complete the sentence, "Early to bed and early to rise..." Pappu: This man surely has no interest in his wife. |
| Pappu: Daddy, where did I come from? Santa: Ask your mother. Pappu: I did. But I don't think she's telling the truth. She said I came from a bucket. Santa: Hmmmm! That's about the size of it? |
| Pappu:Mom, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines? jeeto: Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense? Pappu: The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary. |
| Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence. Pappu: Her mouth said NO, but "her ass meant" YES. |
| Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school today? Pappu: My dad said to my mom, "I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave". So I'm saving it! |
| Pappu came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Pappu then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!" |
| Pappu comes home from school & tells dad, "I have the biggest tool in class, is it because - I am a Punjabi?" Santa: Stupid, it's bcoz U are 18 & still in class 5th! |
| Pappu once asked his teacher, "Do hearts have legs?". The teacher answered, "Why do you ask that?" Pappu replied, "Yesterday, I heard my dad said to our neighbour, 'Sweetheart, open your legs'." |
