| Santa: My wife keeps complaining that I'm not willing to commit. She's wrong. Banta: I think she is right. Santa: Not really. I'm willing to commit . .. ... adultery! |
| Santa: I can't believe YouPorn has a '+1' button on their videos. Banta: So what's the big deal? Santa: I can't have my friends and family know that I actually use Google Plus! |
| Banta: A Nude Female Bike Rally took place in UK to bring about awareness about the environment. Santa: Here, nobody is really concerned about the environment. I wonder what'll happen to our country! |
| Banta: Hey, have you ever gone to bed with an ugly woman? Santa: No, but I've woken up with a few! |
| Pappu: Papa, where from does one get virgin wool? Santa: Ugly sheep! |
| Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled. Banta: Why? your friend was spot on. Santa: He forgot about cleaning! |
| Someone once asked Santa, "What is your job?" Santa: I am my wife's sexual adviser. Somewhat shocked, he said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple" replied Santa. "The wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask me for it"! |
| Santa called PETA and said, "I caught my wife having sex with our dog last night". "That's disgusting", the operator replied and added, "Who would do a thing like that?" Santa: I know, she must've got him drunk! |
| Banta: What do you do in case of fallout? Santa: Put it back in and take shorter strokes. |
| Banta: Why girls think that "Love Marriage" is better than an "Arranged Marriage"? Santa: Because a known Sucker is better than an unknown Fucker! |