| Banta: Why is a woman's pubic hair curly? Santa: So that it won't poke a man in the eye! |
| Santa: I told my wife I want to die in bed. Banta: Then what did she say? Santa: She said, You did last night - three times! |
| After a heart operation the cardiologist asked Santa to take it easy for a couple of months. Santa: What about sex? Doctor: Only with your wife. Too much excitement is not good for you. |
| Banta: On a scale of 1-100, how much would you rate yourself when it comes to 'Maturity'? Santa: 69! |
| Prof. Santa was invited to give a talk on Sex. When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..." And he sat back down. |
| After an annual check up, the doctor told Santa that he has a mixed report to give. Doctor: First the good news - Your penis has grown 4 inches. Santa: That's great, Doc. What's the bad news? Doctor: It's malignant! |
| Santa: I am all for women's rights. Banta: That's new to me. But still how? Santa: They actually get a choice between a "School Girl" or a Nurse's outfit when I'm horny! |
| Santa: I keep getting a lot of spam emails for Penis Enlargement Pills. Banta: Yeah, even I keep getting these mails. Santa: I wonder why someone has not come out with Vagina Shrinking Pills! |
| Banta: Why did English teacher slap you? Santa: Because I asked her, why is bra is singular when it covers two and panties plural when it covers only one? |
| Banta: If a married woman is called Polo, the mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called? Santa: Center Fresh. |