| Santa unable to satisfy his wife, took Banta's advice. While having sex, he asked her, "Do you feel any change? Jeeto: Yes, today you are doing it like Banta. |
| Banta: What's the difference between a chicken and a baby? Santa: Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of a standing cock! |
| Banta: What according to you is is the origin of the offer, "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"? Santa: To my mind, it is probably associated with women's boobs. Banta: And may I know how? Santa: Normally If you suck one 'Nipple' of a woman, she offers the second one herself! |
| Santa's and Banta's plane catches fire and only 2 parachutes are left. So they take one each. Banta: What about the air-hostess? Santa: Fuck her. Banta: Really? Do we have that much time? |
| Banta: Why is the male organ called the fountain of youth? Santa: Because whoever, whenever, wherever rubs it - it's wrinkles go away. |
| Santa: If a married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called? Banta: Center Fresh. |
| Banta: Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful nude girl? Santa: He found something in his pants going against his own Law of Gravity. |
| Santa: What's the difference between butter and a blonde? Banta: Butter is difficult to spread. |
| Prostitute: Hi, want to have sex? Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does. Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it? Santa: She does it for free. |
| Santa to Banta, "How can you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant? Banta: The kid stammers! |