| Santa: My wife has gone to her parents' because I kept lying. Banta: So you should always tell the truth. Santa: What truth? I kept lying on top of her sister. |
| Santa: My wife of mine is a liar. Banta: Why so? Santa: She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd spent the night with her sister. Banta: So what's the big deal? Santa: So, she's a liar. Because I had spent the night with her sister. |
| Jeeto gifted a Rolex watch to Santa. Santa: Wow! It reminds me of your pussy. Jeeto: Do you find it so sexy? Santa: No! Actually it's loose around my wrist! |
| Santa: My wife told me it's about time I grew up and become independent. Banta: Yeah. She's probably right. What was your reaction to it? Santa: I nearly choked on her breastmilk! |
| A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?" Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born! |
| Banta: Why did God give protruding sexual organ unlike women? Santa: So men would have at least some way to shut a woman up! |
| Jeeto in a naughty mood whispers in Santa's ear, "You know what's really dirty?" Santa in an irritated mood whispers back, "The dishes. And now get the fuck back in the kitchen". |
| Santa: Some people wish their pets could talk. I don't. Banta: And why? Santa: They might tell. |
| Banta: What's the most important question to ask if you want to have safe sex? Santa: What time will your husband be home? |
| Santa: I don't get the point of lap dance clubs. Banta: What's wrong with them? Santa: If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with my wife. |